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双语笑话|Only One Instance 傻瓜来信

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Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting1 him. He opened one and found it contained the single word Fool. Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words:

I have known many an instance2(实例) of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.

一个星期天,亨利比切先生到普利茅斯的教堂去,在那里有他的几封信。他打开其中一封,发现信中只写着傻瓜两个字。

他平静而认真地把这件事告诉教友们:写信时忘了签名的人,我遇见过不少,但只签了名却忘了写信的人,我还是头一次遇见。


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